2020 Survival Kit

2020 Survival Kit

Regular price $27.00

Great for gifting or treating yourself to surviving the rest of 2020. 

Included in the Kit:

  • Malicious Women Candle - 2020 Very Bad Would not Recommend (HoneySUCKle scent)    
  • Donald and the Golden Crayon - hard cover picture book ( I mean, come on its funny and don't we need a laugh?? ) 
  • 7" Sage bundle to cleanse the $hit out of your self and your space

Retail price for this kit is $44 

Special Fuck 2020 magical price is $27

Why is 27 a magical price you ask? Because numerology. When you add 2 + 7 you get 9, in numerology 9 is the number of endings, and folks, we need an end to the energy of 2020. 


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